He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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