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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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