No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
