Cold hands, warm shart.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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