this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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