i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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