so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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