Why are handjobs necessary in class?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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