so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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