I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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