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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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