Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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