yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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