I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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