i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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