if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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