Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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