This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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