I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Randomize
