There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i now understand why vodka
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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