I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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