she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I look better un-naked...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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