..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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