today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I came so hard my ears popped.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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