OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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