I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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