did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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