I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Bang-toberfest begins!!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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