Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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