I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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