HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize