Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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