Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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