I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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