i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I could fuck to npr.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
