Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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