How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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