why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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