there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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