Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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