Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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