hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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