You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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