I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
