There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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