SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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