We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
