Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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