Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
that's an acceptable place to lick
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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