So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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