I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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