to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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