Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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