By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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