so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
