I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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